"Can I bum a cigarette off someone that doesn't have scary Canadian ads on the pack??"
-- ?

While talking about the no-smoking indoors policy of California, someone brought up an Eddie Izzard quote which was, "Yes, now there is no smoking in bars in California. Soon, there will be no drinking, and NO TALKING!!"
-- ?

One of my favorites, about me:
"When I saw you, I asked someone next to me, 'Who's that girl?', but they didn't know. And then I said, 'She's like Emily... but not.'"
-- Krystyn (That was you, wasn't it, Krystyn?)

"What happens in 227 stays in 227."
-- The 227 Crew

Jared: You're insane.
Me: Yes, but that's what makes me so loveable.
Jared: This is true.

"Wow, I've never had a piece of furniture built for me for sexual purposes!"
--Anonymous

"The baby exploded."
-- said many times on the Alcatraz trip

"You have to eat it like a taco!"
-- said by many at dinner, Friday night

An actual conversation I had at the karaoke bar:
Me: Can I get a whiskey sour?
Bar Owner Lady: You want bourbon?
Me: I have no idea, is there bourbon in whiskey sours? [if it's not already painfully obvious, I'm not real knowledgeable when it comes to drinks!]
BOL: You want scotch?
Me: Just a second... (I turned to ask JC-ers what goes in a whiskey sour, but they couldn't remember exactly.)
Me, to BOL: Okay, well how about some kind of sweet drink then?
BOL: You cancel order for whiskey sour?
Me: What? No.. Wait. Okay, if you could make me a whiskey sour, then that would be great.
BOL: Okay. Five.

I paid her and took my drink and wondered what the hell had just happened!

"Awww, it's okay, feet. I understand..."
--overheard someone (?) say this at dinner Friday night

"It's funeral home scented!"
--me, to Beth, about a .. perfume?

"More than one Chao is chaos."
--AB

"That girl is kibbles and bits."
--said in cab ride after karaoke

"We should all move to one place and have Journal Town!!"
-- I forget

"Glitter is forever!"
--because it is

"I could light that cigarette with my eyes, it’s so thin!"
--Anonymous

"Mother-fuckers!"
--Pamie, on her panel. And though I can't remember the context exactly, I can't stop impersonating her saying that, hand wave motion included and all. Classic.

Anyone have any others?