31 Mar 06
~ I Cooked!
   Let me first announce that, yes, I cooked a new recipe. No, no, don't worry! The chicken is fine! Let's just get that out of the way, first -- The chicken is okay. Everyone calm down.

25 Mar 06
~ Recommitting, Yet Again!
   I want to feel young (because I am!) and healthy and have fun out in the world. I see myself kayaking in my mind's eye. So I need to actually, um, do that? Right.

23 Mar 06
~ American Idol: Down to Ten!
   And now they are ten! Bucky, Lisa, and Kevin were all in the bottom three, and suddenly, all seems right and orderly in the world again. Because, if we can all agree on one thing, it's that those three sucked the most on Tuesday night. Am I right? I think I am.

16 Mar 06
~ American Idol: Say What Now?
   Well, America, we're down to eleven Idol contestants, and all I have to say about these last two episodes is... WTF?

14 Mar 06
~ Last Day & Animal Stories
   Well! Remember how I said there could be some upcoming changes in regards to my job? Changes, indeed! Today was my last day! Woah.

12 Mar 06
~ Sugar High Ramblings
   Time needs to seriously just... calm itself. Why the rush, time? Why you gotta run off so fast, anyway? Do you have someplace more important to be??

~ American Idol's Top 12
   The part that I always feel sorriest for them is when the judges say, "It was the song choice that got you. Bad song choice. It just didn't work for you." Then Ryan hands them the mic and says, "Okay, so could you sing that horrible career-ruining song for us one last time??"